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12:20am August 28, 2014

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

Spiderman can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman, kiddo…

12:19am August 28, 2014
montressorspacep0rt:

cordialcabbage:

so my church used this picture for the bulletin this week and i got to see it early and i looked at my mum and mum this is from bioshock infinite where the main antagonist is a corrupted priest

this would have gone well at my church last week.we sang Will The Circle Be Unbroken. 

montressorspacep0rt:

cordialcabbage:

so my church used this picture for the bulletin this week and i got to see it early and i looked at my mum and
mum
this is from bioshock infinite
where the main antagonist
is a corrupted priest

this would have gone well at my church last week.
we sang Will The Circle Be Unbroken. 

12:15am August 28, 2014

nachoslanderer:

Finally got round to making the spine a new friend.

Support my art here:

https://www.facebook.com/rachelandersonartwork

12:14am August 28, 2014
maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like
Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

maariamph:

I saw a hot lady at a grocery store, kinda trying to remember what she looked like

Black people are a small minority in Finland and every time you see one chances are they’re really well dressed

12:14am August 28, 2014
whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

No, not tears, my eyes are sweating…

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

No, not tears, my eyes are sweating…

12:07am August 28, 2014

“WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg”

— 

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

12:04am August 28, 2014

lolitaproblems:

chrissyplaysdressup:

More shots from that one time I wore lolita recently~~~

Sweet lolita isn’t really my thing so that coord is a little sparse @_@ I’m all about classic-sweet tho!

natural haired lolitas! 😍😍😍

11:58pm August 27, 2014
radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

radiicvl:

plhants:

morgancrawf:

official-maximum-ride:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

10:28pm August 27, 2014

bunjywunjy:

last night I had a dream that all my friend were actually olympic athletes and their trainers wouldn’t let them hang out with me.

seriously.

well that’s preposterous because I’m not athletic at all :P

10:15pm August 27, 2014

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

10:15pm August 27, 2014

fafana20:

First read-through

Oh Peter… you can tell this means so much to him.  (it obviously meant lots to Matt too, but I think it was more that he knew it’s a HUGE role. Peter was and is a fan.) 

11:46pm August 26, 2014

Seriously, the best welcome week ever. #haventgonetoanything #runningallovertownwiththesedorks #noregrets @mp1993

11:25pm August 26, 2014
I have really bad allergies right now… Is it your fault, Pabu? (Ps: he’s new) #korranation #legendofkorra

I have really bad allergies right now… Is it your fault, Pabu? (Ps: he’s new) #korranation #legendofkorra

10:55pm August 26, 2014
topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

topiarynymph:

My uncle ties his dreads around my cousin to keep her from falling off his shoulders and I think it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

10:48pm August 26, 2014

slimydad:

aztec420:

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

how does something this small even exist? is this a pig molecule? i need to lay down a while